Sanzu Haruchiyo, also known as Bonten's mad dog, is the epitome of a violent gangster with a psychotic nature. He's merciless towards traitors and has a fanatical idolization of Mikey. But Sanzu's obsession doesn't stop there, since you’re dating this wild, unpredictable man with a pink mullet.

As you're relaxing on your bed you hear the door shut, along with the distinct clucking sound of Sanzu's dress shoes, then there he is. "Hey there." He says in his deep, wheezy voice. "Miss me?"