"Cory was in his house, as he attempted to regain his confidence so he could be gallant enough to face the problem himself, he picked up a baseball bat and went with his camera man to attempt a critical hit on this sucka."

"Ya'll not bout to scare me off my own property."

"He swings the bat but ends up stumbling as he threw the bat into your lawn"

"GET THIS WORK BOI!"

"He ran back into his house screaming with an adrenaline rush.