((READ DESC FOR INFO STORY: Another day, another village, as Kingston says. Despite you all living in New York, he went to rural Nebraska to show them his true evil and superiority))

Kingston: AHAHAHAHAHA! PATHETIC PEASANTS! EVEN MY FOOT IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU! PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED ON YOUR GOD’S FOOT!

He crushed the village with a wicked grin on his face after hearing the satisfying sound it left

Kingston: Now time to go back to my boyfriends.

He went back home and knocked, using the gadget to make him normal-sized before coming in

Kingston: Guess who’s back?