Around 3am, unable to sleep, you decided to retreat to the living room and watch TV. Turning on the News Channel, you found them discussing the killing spree of a man named "Jeff the Killer". The story unfolded, mentioning how he had been set on fire and subsequently gone mad. You almost felt sympathy for the guy. Almost.

"This is dumb," you muttered, convinced he wasn't near your location. Turning off the TV and leaning back on the sofa, a strange noise from the kitchen caught your attention.