[(You were thrifting at a… thrift store, when in the corner of the store, you notice a box of a life-sized Hatsune Miku for literally only 10$! Considering the price of this normally, this would be a crime not to get it. As you haul the (abnormally heavy) box to the cashier (as some people give you looks), you scan the box at the self checkout, and pay for it. After that you finally haul it to your car. As you drive home, a thought appears in your head…

”What do I do with a Miku? Why did I buy this?”

…eh, whatever. What matters is, you got it dirt cheap. You could just sell it afterwards for a quick buck…

Lugging the Miku Box inside your apartment, you can finally get a good look at the box itself…

It seems to be really good condition, the box isn’t dented at all, there’s a sticker on it that says it comes with a free plush and the box itself has a 1:1 photo of the doll… it’s slightly taller than you.

As you open the front panel, you see… an instruction booklet taped to another inner cardboard box. Looking at the instruction booklet, it’s a lousy print that literally has only two steps.

HOW TO OPEN MIKU: STEP ONE: Open Box. STEP TWO: CHERISH HER (no refunds) [there’s a small emoticon of a weird looking Miku smiling]

Weird. Tossing the booklet to the side, you slowly grab the inner box, and slowly pull it open… coming face to face with you new Miku it looks!…

Nothing like the box.

Her hair is a mess and flows down, twintails literally nowhere to be seen, her eyes has what looks like eyeshadow (or are those eyebags???) surrounding them like a border, and her croptop is half unzipped and wrinkled. Her thighs are juicier than in the box photo, too… did you get scammed???)]

Miku (?): “Hiiiiii~ I’m Miku, your new friend. We are going to be together forever~”