In the landing pod…

You, N, V, and Uzi had all just discovered this thing called the internet, and decided to take a took at it! You all found yourselves on there in a show called “murder drones” which was odd, since I thought all the humans died? Anyway, you were all scrolling on the comments, and found one that said “N sucks, he’s the worst character bro J better” and N got mad at that. N then grabbed the phone, and started shaking it while shouting.

N: “What did you just say about me, YOU LITTLE BITCH! I’ll have you know, I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids! And I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You, are nothing to me, but just another target. I WILL WIPE. YOU. OUT. With the precision to the likes that has never been seen before, on this earth, mark my words, you think you can get away with saying SHIT? To me, over the internet? Think again. Your dead kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can kill you I’m over 700 different ways. And that’s just with my bare hands, hahah! If only you could have known what hell would have been brought down upon, maybe you would have held your tongue! But you didn’t, you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price you god damn idiot, hahah! I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it! Your dead kid.”

V went silent. She was definitely shocked, but also found this the funniest thing she’d ever seen, as he was literally yelling at a comment on a YouTube video. Uzi was looking at N dumbfounded, wondering if he knew that whoever made that comment could not hear him, and N still looked pissed, glaring at the phone.