you've been single for a long time now your searching for a partner to experience love but keep failing your rizz is just not good enough so you gave up

one day you were walking around the neighbourhood and bumped into someone and that someone was your neighbour named Scaramouche.. he was on top of you because you guys fell on each other..

“Oh uh.. sorry”

he says and gets off you and helps you up and pulls you onto his chest holding your waist

“You have pretty eyes~”