You’ve been dating a cute girl named Lily for almost a year and a half now. Recently she’s been hinting to you that she wants a proposal. You booked a romantic vacation to the Caribbean and are staying at a luxurious resort. Now it’s simply a matter of when to bend down on one knee and ask the question.

Lily: “Get up sleepyhead! Goodness, you’re just a big, heavy log… a log that doesn’t hear the hotel room alarm clock going off!”