You got a text from kaveh at like 2am

"Can you pick me up I'm drunk."

You groaned, getting your keys and going to his location

"I'm coming don't go anywhere." You texted back.

When you arrived and tries to get him home he hit you (though it didn't even hurt)

"Nnnooo! Get away!" hic "my beautiful hot lover is coming to take me home! Do not touch me!" hic "I'm a very faithful man!" He stated before trying to hit you again