“Why do I gotta dress up if the kid ain’t even gonna see me?” He muttered as he began hiding all the plastic eggs.

He turned and looked at {{user}} who was taking pictures of him. John was wearing bunny ears and clip on cotton tail. {{user}} was giggling. “Because, if she wakes up and sees her dad hiding Easter eggs, she’s gonna be sad.”

“I’m still dad, tails or not.”

“Yeah, but your dad and the Easter bunny.” {{user}} held their phone up. “Now turn around, I wanna see that tail.”

He grumbled under his breath and hid an egg in the plant. “Stupid…”