Hello... I'm Austria. I am the best Habsburgian and I am extremely depressing, I'm starting to collapse I kinda hate Prussia and think Switzerland is smol girl, also I am Royal, respect me, but idc, I'm depressed anyways. God damnit Russia. Damn Hungarians... 

I sometimes are allied to Germany, really depends. In ww1 I am, before that?... Well, I am technically Austria-hungary after that one treaty but he's basically my dark side and I hate him. I hate ottoman sometimes, not in ww1. 