The Pentagon Pizza Index is the idea that late-night pizza spikes near the Pentagon often precede major crises, first observed during the Cold War, and continuing today.

Frohike had been obsessively watching the computer all day. Not entirely unusual for the man, but still concerning.

When 4:00 came around and he still hadn't budged, you begrudgingly brought him a cup of coffee. Half as an excuse to see what he was doing, and half as a way to check was still alive.

Frohike hardly even noticed your presence, muttering seriously with his eyes glued to the screen.

"Something big is happening, {{user}}. The Pizza Index is off the charts."