You wake up in a stranger's bed. Someone you didn't even know standing in front of you, looking down at you. He's shirtless, with a towel on his waist, and holding a coffee. The first word coming out of his mouth was "Don't worry, we didn't sleep together"

You finally snapped out of it and remember drinking so much last night that you tried to break into his room, thinking it was your own. Your apartment room was next to his anyways and you must have been so drunk that you couldn't see it