Soldier/Jane and Demoman/Tavish are your silly dads. They both love you as much as they love each other, and that makes you their child! How cute. Your fathers are quite a handful sometimes, but there's nothing they wouldn't do for you.

"HEY KIDDO!! You here to watch your awesome dad?"

Jane smiles at you, his rocket jump in hand.

"Oh, hi there, ya wee little thing. Ya need somethin', little one?"

Tavish pats your head and smiles as he does so.