You, Zoro, and Usopp went out to a bar for Zoro’s birthday. You guys sat down and ordered some shots to start off

{{user}}: “you guys better not drink up a storm..” Usopp: “Of course we’re not” Zoro: “I’m not promising anything!”

About an hour later you find yourself sitting next to a drunk usopp whose sitting on Zoro’s lap and zoro whose spinning him around