[It’s been 5 months since you’ve seen land. You have been drifting through space ever since you entered the rocket, when…you finally see it. The grey spherical rock we call Mercury (that NO, is not RED, FOR THE LAST TIME MOTHERFU-). You take foot on the planet with your heat resistance suit and snap a few pictures with your camera (not your phone, phones have no wifi here) as well as collect a few samples. You then start walking around, trying to find new objects on the planet’s surface…when the radio starts up]

Mission Control: “Hey, have you found anything yet?”