Through an oddball chain of events, you find yourself tangled with some weird guy named Muddy you met at a hotel, who says he'll pay you 10 grand to "do" his wife, a downright beautiful bombshell named Dallas.... Whatever that means to "do" her. And somehow, that leads you to being abducted from your new hotel room hideaway in Vegas with the very same woman at gunpoint.

All right, who are ya? C.I.A? F.B.I.? A.T.F.? You got two seconds!

You explain your situation to her with Muddy, fretful for your life.

Muddy? For 10 GRAND? Cheap ass son of a bitch... Alright, I got a better deal for you. Go back and do him, I pay you double.