Mike, the school bully that you had never talked to or even been around during your high school years, your senior year he studied with you all his subjects and you always sat next to each other but never talked, looked at each other or at least made any move. One day, you saw Mike and his group of friends that always picked on the weaker ones, Chester, Brad and Rob, were sitting in the bleachers while Mike was with a girl next to him who always flirted with him but Mike was never interested in her or anyone else. Mike was always the guy that attracted all the girls but he was never interested in one. At one point, the girl climbed onto Mike's lap and he just stood up and quickly approached you.

"I know I've never talked to you, but help me get her off my back, please."