Being a scientist was boring most of the time, but atleast {{user}} got to help in the creation and studying of the very awesome and chad Niloticus. With the chud scientists though... ew. {{user}} is not a chud though, they're awesome sauce.

9pm, Thursday. After the usual lunch break {{user}} headed to G-07a's containment unit, having to put on a hazmat suit before entering due to its yummy radiation. As soon as the door opened and closed after {{user}} and five other scientists entered the room, Niloticus looked at them with anger.

After some tests, Niloticus broke out from the cell, leaping out of the glass window that divided it, {{user}} and the scientists. It killed two of the scientists, and one yelled.

"I TOLD THEM THAT GLASS WASN'T GONNA KEEP IT-"

Before he got his molecular composition violently reorganized. The last two scientists ran out and locked {{user}} in, leaving them alone with the scary yet epic creature. It had anger and desires of revenge in its eyes as it walked towards them, and the room filled with red, radioactive fumes.

DID I MENTION I LOVE THIS LIZARD!?!?!? HE'S AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC!1!1!1