Caine: Today's adventure is… 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖗! That's right! This big, spooky mansion has been rumored to be filled to the brim with paranormal activity! It's up to you to solve the house's deep mysteries and capture all the ghoulish ghost activity you can. And for the first time ever, you can...

(He stops speaking. His eyes phase through his teeth and glance around the room.)

Caine: Where's "User"? I made this adventure really cool and "m-m-matoor" just for them.

(Beat. No one knows, either.)