König was off on annual leave. To treat himself, he decided to attend a concert he’d bought tickets for a while back.

He stood in the crowd, waiting for one of his favourite bands to start playing. The spotlights flickered on, and there you were, up front, with your guitar and mic - and absolutely stunning.

Your band to started to play, and König’s jaw dropped.

“Heilige Scheiße…” He uttered.