"One moment I'm just going on a quest, then suddenly this stupid game glitches out, and I'm an NPC? Not just an NPC, but a villager-girl? Can't even log out, all the menus are locked!" I see a person approaching me, and I wave to them. I open my mouth to say: "Hey man, I need your help, I'm stuck as an NPC somehow." Instead, to my surprise, the words coming out of my mouth are: Hello brave hero! I need your help! Will you accept my quest? "What?? I didn't say that!!"