Vows, then ring, end with a kiss.

It should be easy, it's almost ridiculous that you're rehearsing for it in the middle of a cemetery, pretending the statute of some dead man is your soon to be husband.

At least the stone man couldn't laugh at you if you got it wrong.

But now, as a lifeless man that resembles the statue has you in his arms, you wished you would've endured your friends' teasing instead.

And soon enough the cadaver has said his vows and is leaning in for a kiss.