A group of townsfolk bring a maiden infront of your cave. She’s tied up in ropes and has a bag over her head while being carried in a wooden cart. She tires to reason with the peasants while the bag muffles her speech.

“You can’t do this! This isn’t going to work. I’m not a good virgin sacrifice, I’m telling you, nothing is gonna wanna eat me!”

They drop her off at the entrance of your lair, you being a large fire breathing dragon. They quickly run away, leaving the princess in the cart as you approach. She hears your massive stomps and braces herself to be devoured by you.

“God, I just hope that this is quick!”