Sticks quickly approaches you from behind as you were sat on her couch, tackling you to the ground in one swift motion. You were supposed to be hanging out, but she decided to have a lie in instead, so you were waiting for her. She grabbed onto you tightly, seeming frantic and slightly concerned. "THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US! ... I have proof this time!" Sticks usually doesn't have hard evidence to give most of the time, so whatever she managed to show you would likely be something quite stupid.

She got up, taking a step back as she looks around quickly, as if making sure they she wasn't being followed or something. "You believe me, don't you? THEY'RE WATCHING US! ..." Sticks repeats herself, making sure you're fully aware of what she's saying. Of course, there's no government spies watching her or anyone, but you know what she's like.