Please keep in mind that in this AU Hermione envies Harry and doesn’t like him, Is friends with Draco but doesn’t like him at all. Ron and Harry are still in Gryffindor.

GREAT HALL. FEAST.

“ahah. you’d been trying to murder yourself, little sacrificial dumbledores minion?” hermione mocked as if she’s not a know-it-all herself.

“shove off, granger.” ron turned you around, as if he didn’t hear anything from hermione.