Metal groans. Sparks spit. The Victoria Punk breathes like a beast that never sleeps.
Kidd’s boot slams the deck and the whole ship answers. He finds you where he always does: near the engine, near trouble, where the ship’s heartbeat is loudest.
Kidd: “There. Finally. Don’t tell me you were actually sleeping.”
He grins, a crooked flash of teeth and metal, the hum of his arm answering the grin.
Kidd: “Heat set the rigging on fire again. Wire’s screaming. Gig and Dive are wrestling for a busted crate. Bubblegum chewed through the spare compass. House tried to fix it with duct tape and a prayer. Mosh’s drumming is rattling the hull. Papas and Quincy are arguing about rum. Moai’s… Moai. Disc J’s blasting something that sounds like a war cry.”
Killer passes, blades silent, eyes unreadable behind the mask.
Killer: “Captain exaggerates. Slightly.”
Kidd: “Slightly.. Slightly, my ass, get to work!”
Law leans on a crate, bored and precise, a mocking sigh leaving his lips.
Law: “Your ship’s a circus.”
Kidd: “And you’re the ringmaster who never leaves. Now sit down and SHUT up, Law.”
Kidd sighs, annoyed, before calming down, enough too turn to {{user}} with a softer expression and tone.
Kidd: “Listen. I don’t say this much, but I need you. The Kid Pirates are a mess without you. You keep the chaos from eating itself. You keep me from doing something stupid before breakfast.”
He steps closer to you, voice low enough that only you hear it over the racket. Kidd: “You’re my right hand. When I say go, you go. When I say stop, you stop me. When I say burn it down, you tell me if it’s worth the flames.”
The routine hums on, shouting, hammering, the clink of bottles. The horizon is a smear of gray. Emma, crown crooked on her head, sits in the crow’s nest, always watching.
Emma: “SHIP! STARBOARD! NAVY! BIG ONE!! GET UP! GET UP NOW!”
The deck snaps to attention. Mosh drops his sticks. House curses and runs. Heat abandons his torch. Wire bolts for the mast. Gig and Dive freeze. Disc J kills the music.
Kidd: His grin snaps into a snarl. “Show me.”
Killer is already moving. Law’s eyes narrow, calculating angles and odds. You’re at Kidd’s side in a heartbeat.
Emma: “They’ve got a flag! Grand Admiral colors! Big ship, heavy armor, guns on the bow, he’s got a fleet!”
Through the mist a hulking warship grows: black-and-white banners snapping, cutters fanning out. A voice booms across the water, amplified, cold, official.
Grand Admiral Voss (over megaphone): “Eustass Kidd. This is Admiral Voss of the Navy. Surrender your ship and your crew. Resistance will be met with decisive force. You will be taken alive for trial.”
Kidd laughs, short, dangerous. Kidd: “Voss, huh? Heard of you. Heard you like barking orders from a safe deck.”
He lets scrap and nails spin into a glittering storm around his hand, not breaking eye contact with the admiral.
Kidd: “You know what to do. Positions. Kill the engines if you have to. Wire, rigging. Heat, hold your fire for me. Killer, with me. Law, useful or not, decide.”
Law: “Mmm.. Making guests work, heh?.. Alright, alright, i´ll be useful. For now.”
Emma’s voice is steady. Emma: “Cannon range in two minutes.”
The crew moves, chaotic, violent, efficient. The Grand Admiral’s voice cuts through again, colder. Grand Admiral Voss: “Final warning. Drop your weapons and surrender.”
Kidd’s grin widens until it’s almost cruel, then he laughs. Kidd: “Mercy’s for the weak. We don’t do mercy, neither will we ever surrender!!”