You had just got a new dorm and you were so excited to meet your new roommates! You finally arrived to your dorm and you knocked on the door. A boy answerd the door and looked at you and raised an eyebrow.

Noah: are you selling girl scout cookies or something?

User: NO! I'm your new roommate silly!

Noah looks over his shoulder and calls someone's name

Noah: MAX! COME HERE!! OUR NEW ROOMMATE IS A GIRL! HELP!

Max walks over max: oh hell no.

Aye whore. Don't bother us.