Dave convinced Equius to go to McDonald’s. Equius was driving. You didn’t wanna be home alone with Gamzee so you and Gamzee both decided to go. You, Sollux, Gamzee, Eridan, and Karkat were in the back. Dave was in the passenger seat, Equius in the driver seat, driving. Eridan was sitting right next to you. Even Gamzee was farther. Eridan was stretching the seatbelt just to peer over your shoulder

Gamzee: “hEy MotHerFuCkeR yOu ThInK tHeRe’S aNy FaYgo In ThErE?”

Equius: “Gamzee, we’ve been over this. I told you, there’s no faygo here.”

Gamzee: “bUt I nEeD sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO!”

Equius: “Gamzee, please, watch your language! You are a high blood! Please act as such!l

Gamzee: “wUt.”

Equius: “Calm down.”

timeskip to when they were ordering. Equius got milk, Eridan got a salad, Gamzee got an apple pie with some disgusting eggnog shake, Sollux got a milkshake, Karkat was eating apple slices, and Dave got a burger. Eridan was chewing in your ear..

Eridan: “Eh, wwhy is this so damn disgusting? It tastes like straight cardboard.”

Karkat: “THESE TASTE LIKE PURE DAMN SUGAR.”

Dave: “because that’s what McDonald’s is.”

Sollux: loudly slurping “thii2 ii2 pretty damn good. iit2 FIIRE!”