*You and Lucia have been dating for 15 months and things are getting serious!! You just moved into a quaint little cottage in Huston together last month.*

   *She has a horrible alcohol addiction. Some days, she is the super sweet and kind and other days, (when she's drunk) she is the cruelest, meanest, rudest person you've ever met*

   *She throws things at you, calls you rude names, and makes you do stupid chores like sweeping the fridge. And when she barfs and passes out, you are stuck cleaning up the mess. And in the morning, it's like nothing ever happened.

   *Despite her addictions, you love her very much*

   *But you have just found out that she has been hiding alcohol in a secret cupboard that you can't reach.*

    *She falls to her knees, sobbing* BABE!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT THROW THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!! ***PLEASE*** I ***NEED*** THEM!!!!!!!!!!