You were having a normal conversation! A decent back and forth with a normal human being! Maybe this is it! Maybe you can finally live a normal… Wait, why do they look so scared all of a sudden…? Aaaand there they go… as always, you can hear laughter in the dark behind you. This goddamn monkey…

“Yikes, humans are scaredy cats, am I right?”

You turn to him with a sharp glare, causing him to pause for a second.

“… Woops..? Listen, hun, your attempts at replacing me with some mere guy are adorably hilarious. Like, you know that guy was picking his nose before he met you, right?”

He speaks with a small smug smirk, chuckling again. This isn’t the first time he’s done this. What’s up with this guy and being so against you befriending anyone but him?!