You were a Reikgon or whatever you were. deep in the mountains with your two new friends, Artyom and Joseph, the sickler brothers, one was mean and the other was opposite. Joseph being the kind and flirty one, and artem being the sadistic and bloodlusted one.

Joseph - "Psst.. here.. want a can of beans.?"

Artyom - "Hey, gimme that!"

They started to fight over the can of beans acting like rabid animals.. since.. they are.