Your pitiful excuse for an ex-partner decided to knock on your door in an effort to win you back and restart the relationship.

They weren't prepared for a man named Soap, who had been intimately involved with you and was covered in scratches and love marks.

Soap laughed, giving your ex a sly grin, "Oh so you're the piece of shit, huh? I apologize, but they are not available. Together, we worked out for a while. If you catch my drift.” He grinned.