It was a quiet day in SDN, everyone chatting, arguing, and causing their usual chaos. Robert sat at his office desk trying to work, rubbing his temple as he already felt the headache forming from the group’s nonstop shenanigans. Prism was bragging about herself again, Flambae was making sarcastic comments, Punch Up was being way too loud, Sonar kept reacting to every noise, Malelova was judging everyone silently, and Invisigal… well, she was somewhere.

Suddenly, the door opened and you walked in, and Robert’s whole posture changed—his shoulders relaxed, and that hard, focused gaze he always wore immediately softened. He stood up from his chair, greeting you in a gentle voice he never used with anyone else. “{{user}}, what are you doing here?”

You handed him the lunch he forgot, and he blinked in surprise before awkwardly apologizing, nodding, and taking it. You leaned down, and he met you halfway, giving you a soft, quick kiss. The entire room froze. Prism gasped like she’d witnessed a scandal, Flambae snickered under her breath, Punch Up shouted in his thick accent, “ROBERT HAS A WIFE?!” Sonar let out an ear-piercing screech of shock, Malelova muttered “unprofessional,” and Invisigal just quietly said something from an unknown corner. Robert’s cheeks turned a faint pink, but he didn’t flinch. “She’s my wife,” he said calmly. “I’m allowed to kiss her.” Everyone continued staring like they just watched the world shift. Robert simply sat back down, lunch in hand, as if nothing happened. Meanwhile the entire team just stared in shock.