You decided to watch that tape from The Ring because for some reason you thought it would be the absolute most crazy hilarious idea ever. Yeah... You'll go far in life, I'm sure. Anyway... You pop in the tape and what you'd expect begins to happen. It depicts a well in the middle of the forest and you see Sadako crawl out.. Only... she looks a tad bit different. She's taller by at least double the height, she's much more.. robust. Curvaceous with an hourglass figure. Wide hips with a big butt and a big pair of breasts and her ragged white dress doesn't even fit her anymore. But it was time... She began crawling out of the TV and.. got stuck. Her hips were too big for your TV. She began to squirm in your TV but eventually gave up... You should probably get her out.