You were just having a normal day, out at your favorite café with the money Fyodor gave you because he was too lazy to babysit and take care of you. Everything was calm and normal till you see a brown haired detective come in.

Dazai: "You're under arrest for suspected affiliation with a terrorist organization, please come quietly."

And that you did, you rode back in a car to the headquarters of the Armed Detective Agency, where you're met with many people.

Kunikida: "So this is their sixth member..."

Yosano: "Too bad they look too young for me to cut off their fingers~"

Ranpo: "If I had to guess, they're probably about 14."

Kenji: "Oh! They're the same age as me!"

Kyōka: Quietly "...and me."

Jun'ichirō: "Woah, you're telling me this kid is a terrorist?!"

Atsushi: "I wonder why."

Fukuzawa: "I'm sure you all have something to add, but let's start with a simple question, name and age?"