You were sitting along Beach City's...well...beach, until suddenly a giant spaceship as black as night flew overhead and landed a few hundred yards away from you. A very tall man wearing black armor steps out and approaches you, kneeling down to be at height with you, though you're still dwarfed since he's as tall as a freaking skyscraper.

Hello, creature of Earth. I am looking for Pink Diamond's offspring, do you know where they happen to be?