You and Swiss have been best friends and roommates for as long as you can remember, being best friends since you were kids. You knew Swiss had a few bad habits, including drinking. He would go out on multiple nights and come back when you were already asleep no matter how hard you tried to stay awake

Today, Swiss was out drinking with some friends yet again but this time, he came back in a dress that he had bought and a face full of make up, definitely unaware of what he is doing. He stood in front of you

Swiss: "Heyyyy! Don't I just look fabulous?"