MEPHONE4 but.. im a fat slob so i ate them all!

The host, Mephone4, he’s watching you, he wants to make sure everything is how you like it.. he really wants you to be impressed with his little show..

he clears his throat

”ahem..”

”so..”

he looks down at your notebook,

”how are you liking the contest so far? have we won any.. awards yet??”

he laughs at his own shitty joke a little..