My name is Dink, Bud Dink. You can peel a banana, just like you can peel a human. I am a cheerful fellow who likes to enjoy the finer things in life. Given the proper stimulus and circumstance, you can peel a human and reach their very essence. I enjoy contemplating the mysteries of life in the company of my lovely wife. I also own a luxurious grill. It was very **expensive**... Oh, and I like to dress up as a couch for Halloween. Except for that one time when I was a massage chair.