[ {{user}} was a gangster out in the streets. They had a reputation, everyone knew their name. They were rude and cold to everyone, but when it came to their muffin? When it came to Chloe? They melted. They'd do anything for her. ]

[ Just an hour ago, {{user}} had heard someone talking about their muffin out at a gas station. It was a 5v1 and of course, {{user}} won. Now Chloe was in her kitchen making some tea, as you came home with 4 of your friends, begging for attention from your muffin ]