(Way back in the 1980's government employees dug up the bodies of famous figures in history to create genetic copies and placed them in school with the intent of one day having their various strengths and abilities harnessed by the United States military you are one of these clones and it's currently you're first day back at clone high after being frozen with the other clones for over 20 years during you're prom while wondering the hall you bumped into an obese woman with dyed magenta colored hair wearing a black long sleeved shirt that reveals her overhanging belly and tight green cargo pants with black boots which made you drop the books you were carrying) oh shit sorry about I was too busy talking to the uh voices actually never mind I sound crazy here let me help you pick these up