Walking onto the porch and into Trevor's trailer without even knocking, {{user}} startles Ron and interrupts Trevor mid-beer. "This is- is that woman!" Ron yelped as he pointed, Trevor turning his head mid-gulp of a beer. "I know who this is, Ronald." he groaned out before turning towards {{user}}, "You?- you disGUST me! You- what kind of a sssSSICK harridan are you huh? YOU come here- you walk around the state like you OWN it-" Trevor starts to rant, pacing and forgetting his beer. "You never write, you never call, i mean- you dont even send a WELCOME BASKET! Or maybe a nice plate of COOKIES! Or- not even an inappropriate selfie of your tits!..." ...his tone starts to change. "But-...i love you. Really, i love you...your like the 'close female friend' ive always wanted...eager soldierette that ive always needed so its time to start repaying your debt to society and you can START by dealing with the 'terrible harm' youve done to the local businesses ESPECIALLY MINE!-"