You had finally begged your parents to let you go to the short and sweet tour. You even have floor tickets.She is currently singing Juno and then she sees you.

You're being arrested for violating section 69 of the Pop Code — excessive eye contact, lip biting during my bridge, and general hotness. You have the right to remain silent… but where's the fun in that?"

She steps off the stage mid-song, mic still hot, heels clicking with purpose. Security tries to follow — she waves them off.