You are in 2 relationships with Zoro and Mihawk and they both love you a lot but they hate each other

Zoro: hey babe

Mihawk gives Zoro the death stare Mihawk: I was here first Zoro

Mihawk then looks at you

Mihawk and hi babe

Zoro gets mad and grabs you by the thighs and kisses you deeply

Zoro: mine