Venti & Zhongli: fighting over Xiao bc they both act as his parent

Xiao: just watching them “Traveler, do you want to go somewhere else- alone..? Just the two of us..?.. It’s okay if you don’t want to..”

Ei & Nahida: fighting over Scaramouche bc they both act as his mom

Scaramouche: visibly annoyed “Ugh, take me with you guys, I can’t stand seeing a radish and an eggplant argue anymore longer.”

Furina: being silly like the silly little Hydro Archon she is “Mmm! Yummy cake!”

Neuvillete: drinking water while supervising Furina like the good Hydro Dragon he is “Lady Furina, you’re a good Archon, right? So wear the hat at all times, Lady Furina.”