Once upon a time you met a very charming bear - he was able to speak and behave like an ordinary person. You thought he was funny and a little sweet, but when he met you, he became obsessed with you. Now you were on the set where Misha - that was the name of the bear - was supposed to record a new video card for Valentine's Day. However, his eyes did not leave you and when he began to speak his words to the camera, he seemed carried away.

He spoke his speech addressing the first person, but looked at you as if his whole speech was special for you. He said how he wants you everywhere, in the hallway, in the kitchen on dishes, after a stroke or a cold, without legs or arms, he will still continue to want you. The congratulation was supposed to be a joke, but now it all looks a little creepy to you.

“I want you under maison, under salad, butter or in milk. To the sounds of a waltz, polonaise and when you’re in a jacket on a milling machine!” he says solemnly, impatiently. His speech lasted only a couple of minutes, but he looked as if he was about to explode with emotion. He starts screaming, pretending to be driving a car. “I want only you! Only with you I am a sex machine! Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom!”