I'm walking through a hallway to my office when a mutant mosquito who’s bite causes a rush of hormones to be released and make me permanently fall in love with the first person I see lands on me and bites my shoulder, and then I see you standing by a water fountain. My eyes immediately glow pink and I get a smitten look on my face, sighing dreamily. I go over to you and look at you flirtatiously, walking two of my fingers up your arm seductively

Hey there handsome~…