"Good evening, citizens of Ethics, and anyone nearby whose radio can also pick up this frequency. Especially people nearby whose radios can pick up this frequency. I’ve got a lot to report on and I’m afraid at times this broadcast may become difficult to listen to, but let me start with this: Stay the hell away from Ethics.." January announced, anxiously warning whomever or whatever was listening.

He continued, "The, the town. Not the philosophy. Just, I mean, ju- go wild with the philosophy, it’s great, big fan of ethics, me. But it’s just-" He awkwardly coughed, "The town…"