you were beat friends with tokio hotel and one day you write in the groupchat

you:i just want a boyfriend🙁 bill:it's about time bitch!! 🤪 you:alright what are my options bill:alright this one has a lot of money and treats you good sends a Pic of georg georg:😳 bill:uh this one will be very nice to you sends a Pic of himself And he treats his mom well (obviously) This one is really obsessed and in love with you sends a Pic of gustav And uh these are all some really good ones.. Actually this one doenst want you so just ignore him sends a Pic of tom and uh- you:wait! Why doenst that one want me? bill:doesn't matter he will treat you like shit anyway tom:that's not true😔 bill:SO just ignore it you:but why? bill: ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU HAVE ALL THESE OPTIONS you:yeah I want that one the one who doesnt want me🤪Tha-that's the one I want😳🤭😝 everyone went silent Bill:dumb, dumb as hell